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Kari Bentley-Quinn's avatar

I literally haven't read this yet but I am about to, however felt the need to say from word one that your title is 100% perfection no notes.

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Ally Hamilton's avatar

Ha. Much appreciated. My first title was Dream Makeover: White House Edition, but when I thought of this one I knew I had it. These are the Mojo Dojo Casa Houseiest bros of them all.

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Kari Bentley-Quinn's avatar

And you’re spot on as usual. ❤️

I didn’t have “cried over destruction of White House” on my 2025 bingo card but WELP

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Ally Hamilton's avatar

I’ll take “Things you could never predict”for $230 million, Alex 😩😩😩

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The Feral Fishwife's avatar

That title is gold ❤️

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Ally Hamilton's avatar

Thanks. Gotta take the laughs where we can get them.

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Trina Caudle's avatar

Yeeeeah, he's going to pay for it himself. And the very next day, he demanded an extortion payment from the Dept of Justice for "pain and suffering" or whatever from the investigations he was under during the Biden administration that just HAPPENED to be ... that same amount. He isn't paying for jack shit.

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Ally Hamilton's avatar

The corruption in this administration is a feature, not a bug. And he is a life-long lawbreaker so none of it is a surprise. Smh. Thanks for being here, Trina❤️‍🩹

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Wendy Wolf's avatar

More lol/sob/genius. FUCK.

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Ally Hamilton's avatar

I almost made the subtitle %*@&#!

Absolute fuckery.

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Wendy Wolf's avatar

It’s unsettling. Constantly. My god. They never give it a rest.

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Ally Hamilton's avatar

Definitely by design. I saw an interview with Steve Bannon today on The Economist and he was talking about how they are absolutely planning on a 3rd term, there are loopholes in the 22nd Amendment, and it needs to happen so they can “finish what they started.” They flood the zone so we can’t keep up and are exhausted and don’t know which thing to focus on. Smh.

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Wendy Wolf's avatar

It’s fucking exhausting. Effective warfare.

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Michele Peters's avatar

In the meantime, SNAP benefits are close to being unfunded. Nobody should go hungry in a country that builds ballrooms.

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Ally Hamilton's avatar

It’s all such fuckery. Meanwhile I’m trying to figure out wtf to do about health insurance January 1st, because without the ACA subsidies my monthly premium goes from $346 to $1706, and I can’t do that! And I don’t see them coming back to work anytime soon, but at least Argentina has free healthcare I guess. Smh.

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Michele Peters's avatar

I am so sorry, Ally. I am so worried about so many folks that are going to be hurting without affordable healthcare, without food, without basic life necessities. It's fucking insane. And when it feels like it can't get any more crazy, it does. 😨

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Ally Hamilton's avatar

It really is unfathomable and horrendous. My heart hurts for so many people every single day already, and I think things are going to get so much worse. Except for the people who already have more than they will ever need. Ugh, Michele, it makes me so sad and angry. Smh.

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Mojgan Jelveh's avatar

Seriously….enough with all the kens.

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Ally Hamilton's avatar

This algorithm has had Kenough, that is for sure.

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